Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

If Our House Could Talk

Ever wonder what your house would say if it could talk? I'm sure the judging would be endless and embarrassing in our household.



What would mine say?

"PAINT ME! Who the hell thought electric blue for an office with flower wall paper was a good idea. Would you wear something this ugly?"

"Why do you squeeze your boyfriends butt...ALL THE TIME? Girl that's weird"-I picture our house being sassy?

"Was it necessary for Josh to nail 1000 hole in the walls to hang 6 records?"

"Just because you open a new bottle of wine doesn't mean you have to finish the entire bottle that night!"

"Watching Pretty Little Liars on Netflix doesn't count as having a full time job!"

"The smashed spiders that you leave on the walls are not acceptable!"


What would your house say about you?

Angi
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