If Our House Could Talk

Ever wonder what your house would say if it could talk? I'm sure the judging would be endless and embarrassing in our household.

What would mine say?

"PAINT ME! Who the hell thought electric blue for an office with flower wall paper was a good idea. Would you wear something this ugly?"

"Why do you squeeze your boyfriends butt...ALL THE TIME? Girl that's weird"-I picture our house being sassy?

"Was it necessary for Josh to nail 1000 hole in the walls to hang 6 records?"

"Just because you open a new bottle of wine doesn't mean you have to finish the entire bottle that night!"

"Watching Pretty Little Liars on Netflix doesn't count as having a full time job!"

"The smashed spiders that you leave on the walls are not acceptable!"

What would your house say about you?

Angi

Haul Y'all

Welcome to another addition of Haul Y'all! I have the spending itch lately so I've been doing lots and lots of haulin'!

If you have never tried Elf cosmetics then you are seriously missing out on some seriously awesome stuff guys. I'm all about cheap and quality shiz! Elf is sold at Target, Walmart, I think Kmart, and of course on their website. I did my order on their website, because they seriously ALWAYS  have some sort of amazing promotion going on. 

1. Never pay for shipping with ELF: There is always a discount!

2. Everything is "pretty much" between $1-$5 and the higher priced items are palettes. 

3. Their product seriously stands up to high end competitors 

{Before I get into what I bought, Elf did not pay me to talk about them}

This beautiful bundle arrived at my house a few weeks ago now.
I wanted a chance to try everything before giving my opinion.

{eyeliner}
I have REALLY been trying to find a good 
liquid liner to do my top eyeliner with.

{HERE}

$2,$1,$3

I prefer the Waterproof Eyeliner Pen for $2.

{face wipes} 
When I bought these I should have read 
all the details. 
These are the size of your eye.
Hence them saying "Eye makeup remover pads"

{HERE}

$2

{lips}
I am obsessed with lipstick, chapstick, lip stains, lip crayons, 
ANYTHING lip related.
So I went a little crazy here.

{HERE}

From left to right:

$1,$1,$1,$1,$2,$1,$3,$3,$3

I honestly highly recommend all of these.

I would repurchase all, but the lip glosses.

I did swatches, but didn't write down the order...
so yeah, opps!
The lighter shade is the balm. 

{face}
Everything I bought in the face department
was purely recommendations from
YouTube channels or Beauty Bloggers.

{HERE}

From left to right:

$3,$3,$2,$3,$1,$1

I know these are hard to see what they are.

1.Face Mist to set your makeup: Would repurchase

2.Lip Exfoliator: Would not repurchase

3.Concealer and Highlighter: Would repurchase 

4.Eye Refresh: Would repurchase

5.Eye Primer: would repurchase

6.All over stick: Would not repurchase

If you have any specific questions about these let me know.

I don't want to ramble on forever!

 {eyeshadow}
I did NOT need these, but I love eyeshadows.
The 32 piece set comes in three different styles.
I bought the Everyday palette.
The Brightening eye color smaller palettes come
in a variety of options.
I bought Pretty n' Pink and Luxe.

{HERE}

$1,$1,$10 (these are always on sale for $6)

I would repurchase all of these. 

The smaller palettes are good for traveling.

Don't expect them to hold up to Urban Decay

standards for $1, but these are pretty awesome 

for so cheap. The larger palette is amazing!

{cleaning} 
I have never in my life cleaned brushes.
I have just always thrown them away after awhile.
Apparently this is gross? Who knew.
So I bought this bad boy to catch up with the times.

{HERE}

$3

It hasn't destroyed any of my brushes, so 

I would consider it a success. 

{nails} 
Last thing! I bought this trio of nail polish. 
It came in 3 different color options.
This is the Vacation Trio.

{HERE}

$3

Guys I can't even explain how obsessed I am.

If I didn't already own over 100 nails polishes 

I would buy all of the colors!

The quality was amazing and it breaks down to $1 per nail polish.

I really hope you guys enjoyed my haul. 

If you want to see more of these let me know!

*****I am going to try so hard to catch up 

on everyones blogs tonight after work!

I know I've been a bad blogging friend!

I hope everyone had a great weekend 

and I can't wait to hear all about them!

Angi

Five on Friday: What is New

Um Hi Friday? Nice of me to finally join the blogging world this week huh? This week two weeks has just seriously flown by me. This girl turned 23 last Sunday, sigh. I actually bought something for the aging of my face this week...that is how old I feel. I know I am completely over exaggerating, but oh well Taylor Swift didn't write a song about 23 for a reason... 

( THERE.IS.NOTHING.SPECIAL.ABOUT.IT)

Five on Friday:

What is new 

{one}

I had special guests two weekends ago (I think I shared this?)

Josh's parents were in town.

I can't even explain how nice it was to see people from home.

We ate, drank, toured Maker's Mark, and even did a little shoe shopping.

{two}

Since it was my Birthday Week...
 I took

bubble baths,

drug Josh around the mall,

AND

received some rocking gifts!
If anyone is interested in the things I 
received let me know. I'm not one to brag, BUT

This beauty might be mine now!

{three}

I haven't really shared much about my job situation

since it isn't exciting, but

I did just score a position that 

is a step closer in the right direction...

so I am trying to be positive about it.

{four}

I got a TATTOO!!!! 
Blahhhh I don't even know what else 
to say about this besides I am insanely excited
for this little addition to the bod!

I know what you are thinking! 
Who did your nail polish?
I'm blaming Josh!

I fully plan on doing an entire post about this bad boy! 

So just look out for much more on the

Why I got it? When? Who got it for me?

and the meaning of it!

{five}
Josh and I took a VERY impromptu trip to
Nashville this Wednesday.
AND
I decided I need to live there now.

I was seriously so dang excited I couldn't
get a non-blurry picture...opps!

Well that's all folks! I have a full line up of posts for next week,

so it looks like I might be joining this blogging world for a little...again!

Angi

What Is On My Cell Phone

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Friday Guys!!! Josh's family just arrived in town today for a little visit and I couldn't be more excited to see familiar faces! While they are catching a little nap after their long drive I thought I would give you a little peak into my cellular device (do people still say that?)

I am OBSESSED  slightly attached (who am I kidding, I am obsessed!) with my cell phone. I absolutely hate saying that, because I want to not be one of those people detached from the real world. Since I spend so much time on my phone I thought I would share some of the pretty cool apps I have!

I just recently downloaded this background from another blogger (wish I could remember who right now!) to give her a little shout out.

I am OCD as you can tell from how organized my phone is, but oh well. 

I section my phone into 10 folders. 

-Music

-Business? Not sure what to call this

-Social Media

-Photography/Video

-Utilities

-Random

-Utilities #2?

-Fashion-ish/Makeup-ish

-Games

-Weather

Yeah it isn't perfect, ha! 

I just picked a handful of apps I thought you'd enjoy to share, because there is no way I was doing the entire phone. You would get bored and I would want to stab my eyes out. So let's avoid that!

{Music}

Pandora is obvious. If you don't have it get it.

End of Story.

Shazam allows you to record a song 

playing and it tells you what song it is.

Have you ever been out and thought who sings this...

Well BAM this app would have been perfect.

Last is this section AutoRap.

You can record ANYTHING and it makes it into a rap.

The other day Josh said a list of inappropriate words 

and the rap still sounded awesome.

{Social Media}

This entire section shouldn't be new to you.

If you have any specific questions about any of these apps

let me know! 

If you aren't on the Vine or Instagram train what are you doing 

with your life.

{Utilities}

The only reason I am showing you this section is for 

Duolingo. 

I started really randomly learning Italian on my spare time?

This app teaches you step by step. I couldn't tell you 

if I am learning the correct way or not, but it is pretty cool.

lo sono il ragazzo. (Pretty sure that is I am the boy...I'm not a boy, 

but that is all I'm remembering right now!)

{Random aka Awesome 

App Folder, but that was too long}

Idiot Test, Idiot Test 3 and TMT are all those games you 

can play to see if you are an idiot or not. 

I downloaded to find out.

Face Juggler and aLike are both apps 

to that use pictures from your phone.

AND make you laugh uncontrollably. 

Pink Pad is exactly what you think it is.

iShaver PRO is a fake razor that scares people when 

you walk up behind them and press it to there heads and 

they think you are shaving their heads.

{Shopping?}

I didn't know what to title this section, because it is just so big.
Basically I have the staples...Pinterest, Target, CVS, Walgreens, EBAY, Etsy.

Groupon if you don't have this save you money through group rates.
Anything from gadgets to vacations.

KeyRing keeps all of your reward cards right on your phone.

Imagoo is hard to explain...just trust me download it you won't be sorry!

Cartwheel is connected with Target and basically saves you 
money on the thing you already buy at Target.
If you didn't already have enough reasons to go to Target!


If you have any questions about an app I didn't discuss just let me know! 
I hope you enjoyed a peak into my cell phone!

 Angi

Embarrassing Things You Didn't Know About Me

Things are about to get real...I read embarrassing confessions from fellow bloggers every week and think I could never be that honest.

{picture via Rotten Ecards}

UNTIL TODAY!

{one}

I wear men's deodorant. 

I know for a fact I can't be alone on this one.

It.Just.Works.Soooo.Much.Better!

Just read the description, it says it all!

{picture via Old Spice}

{two}

I love the TV show Awkward on MTV.

That's right! I am 23 and love watching a show 

about Sophomores in high school.

If you watch the show this is where I would say

"Sorry not Sorry!"

Can you blame me? Look at this guy!

{picture via Pinterest}

{three}

I was once part of an "Air Skateboard Team."

Granted I was in the 8th Grade and it might have been a joke.

BUT still pretty embarrassing...basically we jumped at weird angles,

like we were on a skateboard and took pictures and videos.

Might have also worn 80's band T-shirts while doing it.

{four}

I have an alert ego...

Dear lord I can't believe I'm sharing this crap!

His name is Louis and is probably roughly 80 years old.

My best friend since 7th grade is his dear friend Phyllis. 

Who is also roughly 80 and each have a bad case of lock jaw.

I would like to say this was something we did ONLY when we were younger,

but then I would be lying to you.  

{picture via Pinterest}

Now that I have shared some of my embarrassing secrets, it's your turn! 

Comment and let me know what you are hiding from behind your perfect blog front!

Angi 

Five On Friday: Rotten Ecard

Well hello Friday! This week has gone by so quickly and I work all weekend so today isn't as special to me as it is to you, but oh well! I lacked an idea for todays Five on Friday so I thought I would just catch you up on my life via Rotten Ecards...who doesn't love those right? 

I've been collecting some of these that describe my life recently! 

{one}

This is the life I live every single day. I love couples that can 

go unplugged to spend time together, but I love 

makeup videos on youtube and Josh loves car websites

to much to unplug for each other, ha! 

{two}

I like to refer to it as Youth Alzheimer's! 

I have no memory guys...like none.

Just the other day I walked around the parking lot at my work

multiple times looking for my car? Like What?

{three}

I have a confession guys...

On facebook when a large website posts a controversial 

picture or status, I like to go through and read all the fights people have on it!

I don't know why, but I love to see people fighting over stupid stuff.

The insults like, "it's you're not your!" and "You're ugly!" never ever get old to me!

{four}

I have been hearing, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." FOREVER.

AND

I hate it!

I'm sure skinny feels great, but I don't know that feeling 

so I'm gunna have that piece of cake.

Josh and I have really been trying to eat healthier, but I still can't stand this.

{five}

I am sure you guys have noticed I am horrible at spelling and grammar...

I don't know what to say about this?

I try to go back and edit...sometimes.

Let's just go with I reinvent the english language.

Happy Friday Day Guys! Have an awesome weekend!

 Link up with these lovely ladies!

Angi

Haul Y'all

Josh and I buy weird stuff...ALL THE TIME! By weird I mean just pretty dang random. 

{picture via RottenEcards}

I REALLY debated doing my haul y'all in the vlog form, but I don't think the world is prepared for this craziness yet! If you want me to venture into the vlogging world I would love to hear some feedback!

{all personal photos}

The first thing we bought semi recently was a new grill. 

It is starting to get nice out so we immediately started looking for a grill deal.

Josh's mom (shout out to her, because I know she reads my blog!) 

told us Big Lots had good deals on grills. 

$199 people! What a deal! 

Embarrassing fitting room picture alert****

I headed to Old Navy the other day with one thing on my radar...

Two words...Pixie Pants. I fell in love with these bad boys.

They were only $25 and the top was $15.

I also bought a super cute pair of black flats for $15

AND

got a white t-shirt for free for buying the pants!
Free shit should be my middle name (But that would be a weird middle name)

Bed Bath & Beyond has sent a 20% off coupon to our house

EVERY WEEK

since we moved here in October!

This week we decided to go check out what they had with our coupon.

Rando shopping trips are not good for Josh and I.

I found this plastic mason jar with a straw that has water in

 between two layers that you can freeze for like a ice effect. 

$8.99...20% off!
Read the instructions because I cracked mine pretty much right away...
I had to exchange it for a new one and I felt dumb. So don't do that!

Josh found this fish basket for the grill. 

We eat a TON of samon and it didn't go so well on the grill last time.

We will give this a try and if you are interested enough

 I will let you know how it goes.

Also $8.99...20% off!

The last thing we picked up at Bed Bath & Beyond was this candle.

Josh thought it was "cool!" 

It is hard to tell, but the wicks are in an s shape.

 I held the container over top the candle if you were wondering 

why I would light the candle with the container still on it!

It is by the company Ribbonwick and was on sale for:

$18...20% off!

If you liked knowing about all the random things we bought recently let me know! 

We literally go shopping many times a week so I could do this all the time!

Angi

Food Tag

Olivia@ Olivia's Catastrophe tagged me in a food post last week. Who doesn't love some grub? Hope you enjoy her questions and my answers! 

1.      Beer or wine? Depends the situation. Am I being classy or a good time?

2.      French fries or potato chips? French Fries

3.      Fried or scrambled eggs? Dippy like a 5 year old

4.      Caramel or Vanilla? Vanilla

5.      Fruit or vegetables? Fruit. Strawberries, Apples, and Peaches...oh my!

6.      Chinese or Indian? Chinese

7.      Still or sparkling water? Clean 

8.      Taco or Burrito? Taco

9.      Chicken wings or legs? Wings, boneless, and saucy!

10.   Cheetos or Quavers? Cheetos

11.   Hot Chocolate or chocolate? Hot Chocolate

12.   Cream soda or Fanta? Not a fan of either

13.   Ravioli or lasagna? I'm Italian, all the pasta please. 

14.   Jellybeans or jellybabies? None

15.   Dominos or Pizza Hut? Little Caesars 

16.   Toast or French toast? They are so different, how could one decide!

17.   Sponge Cake or Chocolate Cake? Chocolate

18.   M&M’s or Skittles? Skittles 

19.   Whipped cream or warm custard? Again they are so different, why would I need to choose!

20.   Peanut Butter or Nutella? Nutella and Fluff. BAM. Now that's a sandwich!

21.   White or Dark chocolate? White, always. 

22.   White or Brown bread? Wheat, so I guess brown?

23.   McDonald’s or KFC? McDonald's

24.   Milkshake or smoothie? Smoothie! 

25.   Blackberries or blueberries? All the Berries.

26.   Salted or sweet popcorn? Salted

27.   Lemons or lime? Lemon

28.   Spinach or brussel sprouts? Spinach salad and brussel sprout sides.

29.   Ketchup or mayonnaise? Ketchup

30.   Eggs or bacon? It would be like picking between peanut butter and jelly, they are just meant to stay together.

31.   Doughnuts with icing or jam in the middle? Icing

32.   Ham or bacon? BACON

33.   Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes

34.   Coffee or Tea? Tea

35.   Orange juice or apple juice? Orange

36.   Salt or pepper? Salt. I eat an unhealthy amount.

37.   Do you love food? Don't we all...

With that being said anyone that want's to do this tag, please feel free. I don't want to tag anyone and make them feel obligated! 

{all personal photos}

I thought I would share what has been going down in my kitchen lately! 

We have been really into Detox water.

This is just cucumber and strawberries in water over night.

This is mint, cucumber, and lime over night in water.

Spinach salad, cucumber, strawberries, blue cheese, and raspberry vinaigrette. 

Shredded chicken, cheese, avocado, cilantro, a little lime juice, salt, wrapped in a burrito and baked.

Angi