What would mine say?
"PAINT ME! Who the hell thought electric blue for an office with flower wall paper was a good idea. Would you wear something this ugly?"
"Why do you squeeze your boyfriends butt...ALL THE TIME? Girl that's weird"-I picture our house being sassy?
"Was it necessary for Josh to nail 1000 hole in the walls to hang 6 records?"
"Just because you open a new bottle of wine doesn't mean you have to finish the entire bottle that night!"
"Watching Pretty Little Liars on Netflix doesn't count as having a full time job!"
"The smashed spiders that you leave on the walls are not acceptable!"
What would your house say about you?