Tuesday, April 15, 2014

If Our House Could Talk

Ever wonder what your house would say if it could talk? I'm sure the judging would be endless and embarrassing in our household.



What would mine say?

"PAINT ME! Who the hell thought electric blue for an office with flower wall paper was a good idea. Would you wear something this ugly?"

"Why do you squeeze your boyfriends butt...ALL THE TIME? Girl that's weird"-I picture our house being sassy?

"Was it necessary for Josh to nail 1000 hole in the walls to hang 6 records?"

"Just because you open a new bottle of wine doesn't mean you have to finish the entire bottle that night!"

"Watching Pretty Little Liars on Netflix doesn't count as having a full time job!"

"The smashed spiders that you leave on the walls are not acceptable!"


What would your house say about you?

Angi

18 comments:

  1. Such a funny post and a great idea :)

    www.madeintheshadeblog.com

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  2. This is too funny! My house would probably scream "Stop spending so much time in the sun and clean me!"

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  3. Clean me dammit. Why is there dog hair in my carpet? Don't you know I have allergies to that shit!

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  4. Mine would tell me to clean more. Haha! Glad I don't listen.

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  5. Bahahah... I squeeze and slap Pete's butt allllll the time!

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  6. Hahaha your house tells all your secrets! So cute! Also you need to get some Command strips, girl! It will save the holes in your wall!

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  7. my house would be a naggy bitch! it would always say: TIDY ME UP!!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  8. My house would tell me to stop drinking so much Diet Coke! I love your blog, I just started one you should definitely check it out! My Boyfriend is actually from Pittsburgh!

    anchorsandmonograms.blogspot.com

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  9. Lovely blog!

    xo

    colormenana.blogspot.com

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  10. definitely 'music is too loud! give me a break!' ;)

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  11. Ha ha ha... this is hilarious! I wonder what my house would say about me... probably, "Quit letting that damn cat run around tearing up the carpet!"

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  12. This is too perfect! If my house could talk it would BEG me to decorate it!!
    xo TJ

    http://www.hislittlelady.com

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  13. Hahaha I love the Netflix one.. that is so me with YouTube, The Hills, blogging.... etc!
    www.amemoryofus.blogspot.com

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  14. your dog secretly peed over there! hehe

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  15. I don't even want to know. All the poor things I do to my apartment... much less the weird things I do in it!

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  16. love this post!
    xo Jessica
    www.NewlyLoved.com

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  17. i love your blog! I just followed on GFC:) Would love if you checked out my blog as well
    -Anna
    www.undeniablyanna.blogspot.com

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  18. This is hilarious! We have done quite a bit of updating to our house so I hope it would say nice things and be happy with our changes! :)

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