Friday, March 21, 2014

Five On Friday: Rotten Ecard

Well hello Friday! This week has gone by so quickly and I work all weekend so today isn't as special to me as it is to you, but oh well! I lacked an idea for todays Five on Friday so I thought I would just catch you up on my life via Rotten Ecards...who doesn't love those right? 
I've been collecting some of these that describe my life recently! 
{one}
This is the life I live every single day. I love couples that can 
go unplugged to spend time together, but I love 
makeup videos on youtube and Josh loves car websites
to much to unplug for each other, ha! 

{two}
I like to refer to it as Youth Alzheimer's! 
I have no memory guys...like none.
Just the other day I walked around the parking lot at my work
multiple times looking for my car? Like What?

{three}
I have a confession guys...
On facebook when a large website posts a controversial 
picture or status, I like to go through and read all the fights people have on it!
I don't know why, but I love to see people fighting over stupid stuff.
The insults like, "it's you're not your!" and "You're ugly!" never ever get old to me!

{four}
I have been hearing, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." FOREVER.
AND
I hate it!
I'm sure skinny feels great, but I don't know that feeling 
so I'm gunna have that piece of cake.
Josh and I have really been trying to eat healthier, but I still can't stand this.

{five}
I am sure you guys have noticed I am horrible at spelling and grammar...
I don't know what to say about this?
I try to go back and edit...sometimes.
Let's just go with I reinvent the english language.

Happy Friday Day Guys! Have an awesome weekend!
 Link up with these lovely ladies!



Angi

15 comments:

  1. These are all perfect!!! When I hear nothing tastes as good as skinny feels...I wonder what skinny feels like? Must be pretty damn good to pass up something delish? I will never know...

    I also think of Raj on The Big Bang Theory when he says "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips." Ain't that the truth!

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  2. Sure, skinny feels great, but you can't taste skinny. You CAN taste deliciousness like pizza, a pint of beer, a cupcake, PASTA, steak..... Pfft. It's about moderation. The "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" is stupid. Especially if NOT being skinny is what makes a person feel great! Really, really stupid.

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  3. Hahahahah I love this! These are all perfect. Especially the skinny one. Pizza >>>> skinny :)

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  4. Yes! A fellow reinventer of the English language! I am so terrible at spelling and grammar! Half of the rules don't even make sense! "I before E except after C"... such a lie. What about "science", "sufficient", or "weird"... makes no sense to me!

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  5. Cake and pizza are things (of many) that I can never say no to! Mmmm. That first someecard is hilarious - sending to the bf now! Have a great weekend!

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  6. My memory is horrible so I love that one! I would much rather have pizza too. :)

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  7. The first one is totally Tbone and me!!!! Hahahah

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  8. I never tire of these card things... hilarious!

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  9. These are great! I especially love the skinny one!

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  10. hahaahahahh i hit the wonder years ages ago. people love telling me secrets because in a few months, i won't remember shit!! LOL!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  11. Yes to four! I could name a MILLION things that taste better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Haha I love reading comments sections where people fight too. I thought it was just me!

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  13. Hahah I found one this week that said, "it hurts when people you love say mean things... "like it's time to wake up". One of my all time favorites!
    www.amemoryofus.blogspot.com

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  14. i am notorious for forgetting where my car is!

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  15. Oh my gosh, I can totally relate to the memory thing, mine is GONE these days! Like seriously my boss will ask me to do something and five minutes later I'll be like, "What did you say??"

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