Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Sh*t Men Say #3

It's that time again! Time to make fun of my boyfriend in a constructive and loving way.

As always a BIG thanks to Amanda over at Voyage of the MeeMee for giving me the opportunity to share how funny/weird my boyfriend is and for her just being simply awesome. Like seriously check this girl out, you'll laugh after reading just one sentence. 

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I figured since I've shared here and here how my boyfriend is crazy in the best possible way, I figured I would show you this week via text message...

That time Angela (my roommate at the time) and I were rearranging our apartment and I wanted to share it with Josh...

That time we were at a restaurant "TOGETHER" and I was apparently not being nice while waiting to be seated...this one is so long it took up two screen shots.

It includes the ABC's, the word Penis, 
and a catchy remix of the ending of the ABC song!

That time Josh was on a business trip and had to share his pooping situation...

That time I sent him a picture of a car that someone I follow on Instagram owns...
I just thought he would like the car and he took it to the next level. 

I hope you love hearing about Joshua. The kid really is a character and that's why I keep him around. 

I'd love to hear the crazy things your men are up to lately!



  1. This is so funny! I loved the ABC text, and the pooping while watching TV, so classic!

  2. hahahah! i love the moving one and pooping while watching tv. i usually bring my tablet in the bathroom with me. not that you needed to know that.

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

  3. BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! I didn't think that the first one could be topped but then I got to the pooping while watching TV one and CLEARLY that's the winner!

  4. Pooping while watching TV. The true American dream right there!

  5. Oh the things men share with us....they really know how to brighten our days right? ;-)

  6. haha, my husband would kill me. He must have a great personality to let you share these. hehe
    xx, Jodi

  7. "Give me her digits" is totally something Andrew would say! Lol. Same with the pooping while watching TV. It sounds like they could be bffs. Haha, I love what he said about your roommate! So funny!

  8. Hahaha! In our very first apartment, which was TINY; I walking in on my then boyfriend of only a couple of months pooping with the door open so he could watch TV.. then I married him lol

  9. OMG That weird long text, I got one of those a few months ago too and bf thought it was the most funny clever thing ever. I was so annoyed! lol

  10. This post was hilarious...Love a good laugh! =)

  11. he cracked me up with all of these! i liked the first one the best!

  12. I love this, his sense of humor is a riot. Men and their bathroom tv's my husbands a big fan if he finds a place with a bidet. . . .because cleaning your butt out seems SO pleasant. LOL

  13. he really got to live the high life if he got to poo AND watch tv at the same time!

  14. Oh my gosh, this is hilarious, especially the pooping and watching TV one... I die!


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