I know this is all men, but guys my boyfriend says the best of the best. I have known my boyfriend for 7 years now and if I didn't already love him some of the
weird terrible goofy just down right bizarre things that come out of his mouth would make me double take. I've known him long enough to think it's just normal.
Last month I did a Five on Friday about his weird faces for starters.
When referring to my monthly Birch Box subscription:
Josh-Your BITCH box is here
Josh- How you likin' your biddy box?
Much to often Josh quotes this sign he saw in Detroit:
Josh- "We keeps it 300%" (Josh finds a use for this in almost any occasion and he always thinks it's funny)
When going to bed mad at me:
Josh- "Siri set alarm reminding me I'm mad at Angi for 8 AM"
When looking at himself in the mirror every.single.morning:
Josh- "Damn I look fiiiiiine" (What can I say the kid has confidence. I would like to think he's joking, but I'm never sure as he licks his lips at himself.)
When wanting the back scratcher my mom got him for Christmas:
Josh- "Can you grab me the midget rack?"
Hope you liked how weird my boyfriend is...I know I sure do!