Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Sh*t Men Say

Today I'm linking up with the amazing blogger Amanda@ Voyage of the Mee Mee. PLEASE go check this lady out! She posted awhile back about all the Sh*t Her Boyfriend Says. The entire time I was reading it I thought my boyfriend says some pretty funny sh*t too so thank god for this link up...

Voyage of the Mee Mee

I know this is all men, but guys my boyfriend says the best of the best. I have known my boyfriend for 7 years now and if I didn't already love him some of the weird terrible goofy just down right bizarre things that come out of his mouth would make me double take.  I've known him long enough to think it's just normal. 

Last month I did a Five on Friday about his weird faces for starters.

When referring to my monthly Birch Box subscription:
Josh-Your BITCH box is here 
OR
Josh- How you likin' your biddy box?

Much to often Josh quotes this sign he saw in Detroit:
Josh- "We keeps it 300%" (Josh finds a use for this in almost any occasion and he always thinks it's funny)

When going to bed mad at me:
Josh- "Siri set alarm reminding me I'm mad at Angi for 8 AM"

When looking at himself in the mirror every.single.morning:
Josh- "Damn I look fiiiiiine"  (What can I say the kid has confidence. I would like to think he's joking, but I'm never sure as he licks his lips at himself.)

When wanting the back scratcher my mom got him for Christmas:
Josh- "Can you grab me the midget rack?"

Hope you liked how weird my boyfriend is...I know I sure do!

      Angi

17 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha this its so funny and cool awesome concept different and only for the one you love but he is funny my favorite set alarm 8 am mad at you.
    http://tifi11.blogspot.com

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  2. What is up with the 300%??? Too funny! Setting the reminder about being mad is kinda hilarious! Gotta love a guy with confidence! Haha! Men!

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  3. ahahahahahahaha! he sounds so funny! esp the one about siri!

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  4. I love your bitch box is here, to funny!

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  5. I'm totally stealing the Siri one!!!! I always wake up forgetting that I'm mad! LOL

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  6. Those are hilarious. I wanna keeps 300% too.

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  7. haha love it. boys are so weird but what would we do without them?
    -- jackie @ jade and oak

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  8. I'll have to go look at this link up. I'm sure it's hilarious!

    agirlandhersparkles.blogspot.com

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  9. HAHA the siri reminder made me literally laugh out loud, that was amazing.

    xo marlen
    Messages on a Napkin

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  10. The Siri one is totes something Cory would say... Just to stir the pot, ha.

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  11. Sounds like mine! haha Bitch Box was exactly what he called it!

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  12. LOL Bitch Box sounds like something that I would call it!

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  13. lol at the bitch box! and we keeps it at 300%. best sign ever!

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  14. i Like the name bitch box better :)

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  15. Things like the 300% are so funny to me. I love when weird signs or sayings stick with you and just become part of what you say in your house!

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